I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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