since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
