Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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