hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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