Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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