Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Sorry about my life...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
