nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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