i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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