I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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