How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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