oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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