"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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