What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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