so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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