Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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