I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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