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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?

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  we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.

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  Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture

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• (805): View more from California

  i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....

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• (214): View more from Texas

  DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney

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