She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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