Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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