hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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