how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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