David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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