Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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