Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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