I CAN MOONWALK!
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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