your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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