just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
farters have to be the big spoon...
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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