just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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