omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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