Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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