no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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