This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Randomize