We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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