Capitaan dildo arrescate!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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