When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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