Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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