she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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