He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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