i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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