I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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