i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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