Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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