Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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