another moral hangover. fuck.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.