he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way