Life is so much better after having sex.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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