You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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