I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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