Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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