I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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