Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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