...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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