Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think my vagina is haunted
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
They have beer where we have blood.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
