Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
i think i have herpe
just one?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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