i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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