This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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