is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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