Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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